

Were you reluctant to take on [Much Ado About Nothing]?
Yes, Joss. Yes. YES! YES! YES!
(Source: captainfillion)
Hyperstealth is a Canadian company that has recently developed a material that bends light waves around a target that allows for complete invisibility labeled “Quantum Stealth”. The material removes not only your visual, infrared (night vision) and thermal signatures but also the target’s shadow.
fucking canada made the invisibility cloak
Bitch please.
(via teresashiho)

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
(Source: brennablueskies, via edwardspoonhands)
Hurt myself laughing
oh my god
My therapist showed me this video
holy shit.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
The funniest video I’ve ever seen in my life.
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why you should watch elementary
Personally, I will never get over the fact that they pretty much made her female so that they have another “buddy cop” show with sexual tension/romantic interest- not to be “progressive”.
The Mentalist, Bones, Castle, Psych, Chuck, Rookie Blue, all this shit is tiring. I’m so sick of fucking crime shows forcing romantic interest.
I’m not even from the die hard Sherlock fans trying to start a war (imo RDJ Sherlock is best) but the fact that American television needed to make a beloved iconic story into another shitty ~partners in crime that want to have sex~ show is just ridiculous.
There actually isn’t any romantic anything between Watson and Sherlock in Elementary. The showrunners are on record saying that they want none of that. I’ve watched the whole season. Noooooo romance. Na da.
(Source: lily-chilman)
at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.
nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.
(Source: chickensandwich, via stripesandteeth)
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Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
I have regained my faith.
(via silverdreaming)
Diva Legolas | Part 32: Should Have Listened to Legolas
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i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
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